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You picked a day for your birthday?! How does that work? Hehehe! Yes, the latter seems to apply a bit more to us! But it will be the most chocolatey meal ever! I think I have another slogan: No unhealthy choices need to made when chocolate is involved, because every choice involving chocolate is a healthy choice!

we count things in sweeps not years and all around just sort of count things differently
so i pretty much had to pick a day and a month from the human calendar because we dont actually use the troll one here
because most people are humans! so

fully cosigned
chocolate is the best choice in every situation
im pretty sure this is a scientific fact and you can quote me on this

Hehe! Okay! That's an interesting way of counting. Is there a sweep to year converter I can use? I'll be sure to spoil you rotton on March 25th! I always handled friend's birthdays really really specially. They're your friends after all! Chocolate in the Sereitei is pure. It's been boiled out of impurities and reliquified and then molded, so I'm sure it's always a fantastic choice. Hehehe. I'd always reward myself with a hard day of work with a truffle or two.

there is actually
i mean theres a math conversion
each sweep is about 26 earth months or 2.16666~ years
so!!
i should have sollux make an app sometime
but i think im about 15 or 16

that sounds absolutely amazing
i wonder how pure the chocolate here is

So, I'm roughly 69 sweeps? I mean, I'm probably more than this but I only kept track of the calendar past a certain point. Wow, I'm kinda old, even when you divide up the ages... [ Oh well. ]

I'm not sure but we can easily make it pure as how it is in the soul society! Maybe Johto has a secret ingredient that makes it just as delicious!

thats
wow thats a lot of sweeps
if you were a troll youd be a fuschia blood goodness
but i think a lot of that comes from the time you were a guardian in the afterlife right?

we shall have to experiment
and become
chocalatiers!

Fuchsia blood? Is that a pretty color or something? Actually, all of it does. Shinigami don't really count age or dates from the World of the Living since the timing is just so different. Your life span is really really long in the Afterlife, compared to the time you spend on earth. Hehe! We'll have to try every chocolate from every company and rate them! One a scale of one chocolate square to six chocolate squares.

well it is!
but its also the highest blood color
and therefore the blood color of those who live th longest :o

i think that makes a lot of sense though
its similar once youve ascended in my home

yes please!!!
we can also send in reports about it to the news
because of course people want to know the best chocolates

What's your blood color! I bet it must be super fuchsia because you're really nice! [ THAT'S AN ACTUAL COLOR... ]

Ascended? In your home? Is your home like anti-gravity or something?! That's so cool!! Yes! You can review taste and I'll review sweetness, or something!

haha im actually a rustblood
thats the lowest blood caste :o

thats what happens after you die!
if you die in the correct way anyway
you ascend to godhood

yes yes yes yes were doing it!

The lowest caste?! How is that possible?! You should have a long lifespan because you're really really nice and sweet! Well, I mean, I guess it means you become a goddess faster so that's okay!! You really deserve deitiness!

well aside from mutants
but yeah!
its not a big deal
i havent actually thought about castes in a long time
in that sense i mean

i got there as it was
the maid of time :)

Well, I'd be a bit upset if I was going to have a significantly shorter lifespan by birth. That just doesn't seem right. Hehehe!! Maid of time? Does that mean you clean it up when it gets messy? That's really awesome!

i suppose i never thought about it much!
i mean it was just something that was true you know?

and yes that is basically my entire job description
i make sure time is on the proper course :)

also
momo
do you mind if i ask you a question about your starter?

Yeah. I guess you're just used to it! Hehehe! Well, that's exactly like how I make sure the reincarnation cycle isn't whack! Sure, go ahead! :) She's a Sunkern, just for context.

have you ever heard anything about some sort of chip in your starter??
i know someone else who sort of told me a bit about
you know
and they said that they weren't sure everyone knew about it

I have. I learned this because Aizen kept attacking me whenever I didn't conform to TR's standards. I can't ever imagine Aizen attacking me. [ The irony! ]
I've been drafting for ways to get around it, but so far, I haven't really found a surefire way. I have tons of ideas but I need resources to implement them. It's hard finding a pokémon that knows minimize!

the other person i spoke to says he got his removed by going to nurse joy
although this outted him
although uh
the punishment was apparently 2 weeks community service?

though i also imagine it won that person the enmity of team rocket.

but i thought you should know about that, just...
in case you didnt.

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