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[ And so, it begins. The first thing you see is a lot of pink! ]

All right, guys! Today's the big day that Team Peach™ Outfits are going to be displayed!

[ Momo giggles and turns the feed back onto her. Behind her are multiple sketches of dresses, leotards, tutus and the like, all of which are hung up on the wall. They're very artistically talented! (Unlike her mun!) ]

So, ever since I got here I've been a little bored! With this, I decided to expand my horizons! I'm very good at drawing and illustrating, so I decided to go with something that's kinda artsy too! I made outfits for my pokémon!

[ Momo turns the feed to her pokémon and... well, it looks like a pokémon ballet class. Her Sunkern just has a pink bow, and a pink skirt that seems to do absolutely nothing for its mobility. Her Zubat fares slightly better in a pink tutu that allows leg room and arm room. Woobat, however, takes a turn for the ridiculous with a pink headwrap that seems to obscure everything but its nose and mouth. Combusken is wearing an outfit that might ring a bell for the more culturally aware video gamers, complete with ridiculously frilly pantaloons! Her Arbok is just adorned with a pink frilly ribbon wrap with yet another tutu. All of these have a small peach-shaped emblem on there somewhere that's a golden yellow. ]

From left to right we have Tobiume, Soi Fon, Aizen, Ikkaku, Gin and... [ She turns the feed to Grimer, who doesn't have any outfit except for a slightly out of place pink bow that looks like it belongs on a Sailor Senshi. ] Mayuri. [ Her saying his name is complete with complimentry gagging! She's still not quite used to the smell! ]

Anyways, if any of you want me to make outfits for your pokémon let me know! It's really fun and I ran out of pokémon to decorate. I can do other colors that aren't pink!! Thank you!

Comments

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Hmm...? This idea isn't exclusive to that stuff though! But yes! I've made full fledged outfits! [ she giggles. ]

They don't have pockets though.

[trickyoutwice]

No pockets? [Pardon Niou while he gasps in mock-outrage.] It's like you left off half the design. I think the color's working better for these, though.

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Well, I don't think pokémon will need pockets, you know? That seems kinda silly!

[trickyoutwice]

Sure they do. You mean yours don't bring you shit like something a cat'd drag in?

[Then again, a large number of Niou's pokemon are actually cats, so maybe often-gruesome and annoying gifts are to be expected.]

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Sometimes my Zubat or Woobat brings me stuff, but that's through either telepathy or biting it so I don't see the need to give them pockets. It'd only encourage them.

[trickyoutwice]

Hate to break it to you, but I think if you've got 'em bringing you stuff with telepathy already, it's too late to worry about encouraging them. What kinda stuff do they get you, anyway?

[Surely not all pokemon bring dead mice and things like Niou's. Right?]

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Well, it ranges from anything from rocks, little pokémon, big pokémon, shiny things, especially shiny things, and sometimes other people's possessions.... [ very very very very nervous laughter goes here. ]

[trickyoutwice]

Teach. I'm shocked.

[And he looks it, too, as if Momo's utterly betrayed him— but only for an instant. Then, he smiles, wide and delighted.]

Didja get anything really juicy?

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Well, um... I got a couple of Joltiks and some nice rings and watches but I told Woobat to return it. Sometimes I'd get things like traffic cones, bikes, shiny pebbles - which I kept - and one time I even got a wheelchair... [ Her eyes light up. ] Oh! And I got a juice box! [ that's juicy right????? ]

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Wait! Teach?! Like teacher!? [ she's not a teacher!!! ]

[trickyoutwice]

Sure. I'm counting on you to show me how to do things the right way, after all. I can't even get my pokemon to bring me things that aren't small dead animals; I've got a lot to learn.

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Hehe! Well, I guess you just have to use positive reinforcement! Like, give them shiny things or leave shiny things for them so they develop an affection for shiny things!

[trickyoutwice]

Shiny things, right. Got any recommendations for the best kind to use?

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They really really love jewels! Even if it's just a plastic look-a-like, if it gleams, it'll catch their attention! Train them with laser pointers too, I guess.